Back It Up

Happy Sunday, folks! We hope you’ve all recovered from your long road trips, Tryptophan hangovers and Black Friday super sales. Since you may have been indulging in one or more of the previously mentioned spectacular holiday events, here’s your weekly Eve-101 recap…

While perusing this week’s highlights, you may notice that we had a little contest around these parts on Tuesday. And being as how I’m still feeling quite indecisive I need your help. I’ve narrowed down my top 3 choices to win some Eve-101 paraphernalia, but I’m going to leave it up to you, our loyal readers to vote on the winner. Simply cast your vote in the comment section for which answer you fancy the most…# 1, 2, or 3.

In no particular order, these were their answers to the question:

You’re most outrageous Thanksgiving memory is?

1) “Nothing terribly outrageous. Oh - spending it in a psych ward?? Does that count?”

2) “My most outrageous Thanksgiving memory is when my brother-in-law refused to take off his hat at the dinner table, so my old man said, “ok then”, and dropped trou in front of all of us and sat back down at the table. Apparently if you some wear hats, some *dont* need pants…it was truly horrifying”

3) “Most outrageous Thanksgiving….besides the cousins doing it with each other in the bathroom? They all kind of blend into one another that I’m desensitized by any kind of outrageousness going on at this point. It’s just a very unusual day.”

Please cast your vote in the comment section with a # 1, 2 or 3. Remember, you decide who wins!

Now, on to the week in review…

McLovin’ It…Or Not.

It seems this past July, Phillip Sherman left his cell phone behind at a Fayetteville, Arkansas McDonald’s;  a cell phone that contained nude and racy pictures of his wife, Tina.  While employees of the franchise assured Sherman they would keep the phone secure until it could be returned, the photos were leaked onto an internet website along with Tina Sherman’s name, address and telephone number.

While the cat’s away…

Since you’re all grown-ups and you know right from wrong (you do, don’t you?) the last thing you need to read is an inspirational message from me about all of the things you should be appreciative for. Instead let’s purge all of our pre-holiday frustrations about the things we aren’t so thrilled about, m’kay?

Packed Up and Ready To Rage

Ahhh, to be on the open road during the Holiday Season.  While many of you might be staying local for tomorrow’s feast and festivities; others know all too well they’re in for some mighty fun and ultra relaxing Holiday Driving!  The stress up till now has been fairly low maintenance.  You know who’s bringing who, who’s bringing what and to whose house; now it’s time to pack up your car, your patience and get there.  Assuming, that is, you still want to go.

Happy Endings

Dear Eve,

I’m all for intimacy and cuddling after sex, but at what point do you get cleaned up? I’ve read a lot here about doing it, but there’s not much mention of the fact that after sex, you are both all sweaty and sticky. So, what do you do? Do you just lay there in it with jizz oozing down your leg? That’s REAL romantic! Does anyone go to sleep like that?

Personally, I like to head straight for the shower as soon as my boyfriend and I are finished, but he hates it. He wants me to lay and snuggle in our filth.  I’m starting to feel guilty and like I’m not romantic enough for him, but I just feel gross afterwards and must clean myself immediately.

Feeling Naughty, or Nice?

Now that we’ve managed to make it through Thanksgiving, we have one more month left to go in the official Holiday Season.  Like the song says, it’s the most wonderful time of the year, and I think I understand why.  There seems to be a school of thought that we can get away with anything right now, and chalk it all up to it being ‘The Holidays’.  December is the most excuse laden month of the year, just right for all of us questionable guys and gals that have been waiting eleven months for a little guilt free indulgence and debauchery.  Just me?

May you all be enjoying full bellies and very little debt on this post Thanksgiving day of rest. We’ll see you next week for yet another supercalifragalisticexpealodocious time here at Eve-101!