Because who doesn’t like free underwear?
May 23, 2008 · Print This Article
Happy Friday boys and girls!
Wanna play a game? Come on…you know you do…
Okay, so Karri and I were half dead and delirious last night on the phone and we decided that it is great fun to try and form sentences using our tag cloud over there in the sidebar. Are we crazy? Probably, but we still want you to play.
And there is something in it for you too…
We have built a little shop over at café press.
http://www.cafepress.com/eve101
This isn’t an ordinary store (one is coming, don’t worry Meghan!) …instead of asking you all for direct pledges for the O-athon, we decided to give you loot instead. You can make your donations by purchasing our wares from the store…think of it as your “free” gift with contribution.
We will also be having a pool that you can purchase squares for…and you will have a chance to win half of that money and have the other half go to your charity of choice…more details will (ehm) come, later.
Okay, so back to the game. Make us some funnies using the tag cloud. We will choose the best one and the creator will win a fabulous pair of Eve-101 unders, woot!
(Looks like somebody forgot to get their eve-101 chonies…)
Don’t puss out on me, punks. It’s Friday and we want to have some fun.
Oh! We were also looking through our archives…did you know that we put up a full month of content before the launch that you guys have probably never read.
Here are links to two of our favorites:
Trista: http://eve-101.com/caution-relationship-ahead/
A look at the accidental romantic relationships people sometimes fall into…
Karri: http://eve-101.com/facing-our-truths/
The terrifying reality of facing the truth…
Feel free to go give those neglected posts some love! Please??
And remember, the show is still on network break, but please, feel free to take a look at the archived shows (we have 8 now!) and give us some feedback. We can take it, we swear, and we want to know how to entertain you!
And have a fantastic and safe holiday weekend!!
xx
Trista and Karri
On 05/22/08 at 8:49 pm
Trista said:
We all know that KARRI has a LEXINGTON STEELE UNDERWEAR FETISH, but at DREAM THERAPY, her FEAR of his GROWTH came out of the closet.
On 05/22/08 at 9:34 pm
karri said:
SINGLE TRISTA has an UNDERWEAR FETISH and an ADDICTION to LEXINGTON STEELE PORN which makes her ORGASM…frequently.
On 05/23/08 at 6:11 am
Cassie said:
lol
See, y’all do this when I’m not feeling the funny…..at all! I’ll try to think of some witty statement and get back with ya!!!
On 05/23/08 at 6:22 am
Karri said:
Thanks for your TRUTH and HONESTY, Cass, remember you could always ASK EVE on the INTERNET if you need ADVICE with COMMUNICATION.
On 05/23/08 at 6:47 am
Trista said:
hahahahahahaaaa!
I am not awake yet…I’ll just admire your work as I sip my coffee over here.
On 05/23/08 at 6:53 am
Karri said:
You should feed your ADDICTION and CYBER with this BEAUTY…
http://www.cafepress.com/eve101.267636169
On 05/23/08 at 6:58 am
Trista said:
I love that mug…you did great work!
Have you guys wandered around the cafe press store yet? Give Karri some props!
On 05/23/08 at 7:07 am
Karri said:
AWE, THANK YOU!
UMMMM…Did our late night delirious idea go awry? WHOOPSIE!
On 05/23/08 at 8:59 am
Carol said:
LOVED the merchandise. I look forward to being able to order one of those cap sleeve shirts and thongs…
On 05/23/08 at 6:39 am
Carol said:
I enjoy MEN, SEX and PORN, LOVE my RELATIONSHIPS with WOMEN like KARRI and TRISTA even more and the BEAUTY and HONESTY of MOTHERHOOD because of my amazing CHILDREN even more than an ORGASM.
On 05/23/08 at 6:54 am
Karri said:
Impressive, indeed!
Let’s hope you didn’t intimidate the others.
On 05/23/08 at 8:22 am
Carol said:
Me…intimidate anyone? Ha! You jest, woman!
EVE-101 is where I get to be a STALKER (in my UNDERWEAR) for TRUTH, THERAPY, SEX ADDICTION ADVICE and turn my FEAR of CHEATING SINGLE MEN into hopes for the FANTASY of a solid MARRIAGE bound RELATIONSHIP based on great COMMUNICATION and mutual love of PORN, with or without LEXINGTON STEELE.
On 05/23/08 at 8:59 am
Karri said:
…with or without…I still have that slightly used DVD if you want it.
On 05/23/08 at 9:11 am
Carol said:
No thanks… I know your aversion to the post office and respect it!
On 05/23/08 at 9:24 am
Kevin M. said:
Zing!!
On 05/23/08 at 7:20 am
KeMari said:
TRISTAS UNDERWEAR have BOTOX GROWTH during PORN STALKER ORGASM THERAPY with CYBER SEX MOTHERS and their ADDICTION FETISH CHILDREN…
on the next Montel.
On 05/23/08 at 7:44 am
Trista said:
You rule!
Love you, miss.
On 05/23/08 at 7:47 am
Meghan said:
I have come to LOVE TRISTA and KARRI of EVE-101, (no need for SINGLE STALKER THERAPY) for their ADVICE, HONESTY, TRUTH and PORN FETISH; as for LEXINGTON STEELE…even though he is the stuff my SEX DREAMS are made of, I FEAR I’m left with my PLASTIC ORGASM.
On 05/23/08 at 7:57 am
Karri said:
HAHAHAAA!
I LOVE you girls for playing our little game!
On 05/23/08 at 7:58 am
Trista said:
Single stalker therapy is my favorite string in there…so glad you used it…hahahahaha!
Have any exciting plans this weekend, my single stalker lady?
On 05/23/08 at 8:05 am
Meghan said:
Heading to Cape Cod tonight to spend ridiculous amounts of money on wine and cheese. Then Sunday we are tossing the wine bottles for cold beer and grilling cuts of meat bigger than our heads!
Have a great weekend, Ladies!
On 05/23/08 at 8:16 am
Carol said:
I want to be there! Wine and cheese…beer and meat. Yummy, yummy, YUMMY!!!! Who needs men when there are perfectly good cuts of steak in the world!
On 05/23/08 at 8:51 am
Kevin M. said:
What about men grilling those perfectly good cuts of steak for you… in NOTHING but an apron?
On 05/23/08 at 9:00 am
Carol said:
You.ARE. Evil! It’s especially funny because JP grilled for me in shorts the other night and threatened the same thing.
On 05/23/08 at 9:24 am
Kevin M. said:
Haha. Yeah… “threatened”. Whatever.
On 05/23/08 at 9:27 am
Carol said:
Yes…I let men run naked in my back yard for the sheer delight of my neighbors!
On 05/23/08 at 9:30 am
Trista said:
I’m coming over!
On 05/23/08 at 9:36 am
Kevin M. said:
I could use some part-time work. Does the job pay? ………..with favors?
On 05/23/08 at 9:45 am
Carol said:
ha…Trista’s cumming and shouldn’t that should be favor enough? Oh, wait, she did write COMING over. No favors for you until you grow a beard!
On 05/23/08 at 9:51 am
Kevin M. said:
Fuck that. I had my goatee phase. Prickly… scratchy… annoying.
On 05/23/08 at 10:00 am
Carol said:
<–tries to imagine you with facial hair and still prefers you clean shaven. You know T’s affinity for the beards, though. Note to self: ask T if they tickle.
On 05/23/08 at 10:20 am
Kevin M. said:
I have an old pic or two somewhere. Maybe if the mood strikes I’ll send it to ya. I dug it for a year or two.. but was then LITERALLY brought back to reality when a really attractive woman who bartended at our fave watering hole, after several comments over a few months, finally “cornered me” at her place… came into the living room with a towel, bowl of water, razor and cream… straddled me right where I was sitting on her couch, and shaved it off. Lol. She always said she hated that I was covering up the cute face underneath. As you may have guessed, I didn’t put up much of a fight.
On 05/23/08 at 11:21 am
Carol said:
I love giving a man a shave…
On 05/23/08 at 11:22 am
Carol said:
Nothing sexier than giving a man a shave…I miss doing it.
On 05/23/08 at 3:05 pm
Kevin M. said:
Face? Or… um… nether regions?
On 05/23/08 at 7:52 am
Meghan said:
I can’t wait for the Grand Store Opening!! LOL
On 05/23/08 at 9:36 am
Trista said:
Soon…very soon. Probably after we crawl out of the other side of Masturbation Week!
On 05/23/08 at 8:49 am
Kevin M. said:
One fine EVE, while feeding my INTERNET ADDICTION in my UNDERWEAR, I stumbled upon EVE-101. And my, how it has added to my CYBER GROWTH… with its ADVICE and COMMUNICATION on everything from CHEATING, RELATIONSHIPS and SEX… to PLASTIC SURGERY, MOTHERHOOD FETISHes and KARRI’s BOTOX. Well, in all HONESTY, like an infatuated STALKER, I am indulging this ROMANCE with her out of FEAR and LOVE… because she has invaded my DREAMS, courted me like a BOYFRIEND and, TRUTH be told, these two WOMEN of BEAUTY are ingredients for quite a FANTASY. I will now ASK EVE when I can ORGASM. For she is truly the dominatrix of THESTREAM.TV!
On 05/23/08 at 9:01 am
Karri said:
HOLY BEEJESUS!!!
I’m speechless!!!
On 05/23/08 at 9:01 am
Carol said:
Wonderful. PARAGRAPH! Follow directions and write it as a run on sentence!
On 05/23/08 at 9:20 am
Trista said:
hahahahahahaaaaa…
You are such a mom…giving the positive reinforcement first, them WHAM! =)
On 05/23/08 at 9:22 am
Kevin M. said:
Another example of “motherhood fetishes”.
On 05/23/08 at 9:31 am
Carol said:
Guilty! Dammit….T, you are giving away all the secrets to positive reinforcement mommyhood! It doesn’t help that my little girl graduated Kindergarten this morning and I was around about 120 kids.I am in MAJOR mommy mode today.
On 05/23/08 at 9:38 am
Trista said:
Awww, I had open house for thing one last night…it was a very emotional night for me…realizing that one of my babies is going on to the big leagues next year!
At least I still have one more year of pre-school for thing two!
On 05/23/08 at 9:40 am
Kevin M. said:
Ok… mushy mommy time is over. Thread-jack somewhere else, you two! ::shakes fist::
On 05/23/08 at 9:48 am
Carol said:
If you have seen how adorable our kids are, you know we MUST include them at least once a week here. And, wait, who runs this place? Oh, that’s right, Trista and Aunti K! *ZING*
On 05/23/08 at 9:55 am
Kevin M. said:
Sonofa…! SOMEone is cruisin’ for a spankin’.
On 05/23/08 at 10:01 am
Carol said:
I would love to be spanked. What? What? Every now and again,a good spanking is just what the doctor ordered. And by doctor, I mean, me!
On 05/23/08 at 10:14 am
Trista said:
Well THIS got dirty fast…geez, kids! I was only gone for 15 minutes!
On 05/23/08 at 10:16 am
Kevin M. said:
C’mon… yer talkin’ about Carol and me, for gosh sakes.
On 05/23/08 at 9:21 am
Kevin M. said:
Hey… it says “sentenceS”. You could read that any way you feel.
But that’s cool. I don’t need no new undies. Lol! I can be DQ’ed. Just wanted to have fun with the challenge.
On 05/23/08 at 9:29 am
Carol said:
My, my, my…you really want to argue semantics with ME? Clearly, they want sentences formed…plural to include all….but they state they will pick ONE. I am just a royal smartass today.
On 05/23/08 at 9:39 am
Kevin M. said:
More like… Royale Pain-in-the-ass!
Too bad neither one of those was in the tag cloud.
On 05/23/08 at 9:49 am
Carol said:
Sorry. All I heard was tagging ass. ::giggle::
On 05/23/08 at 9:52 am
Kevin M. said:
Yeah, well all I heard was “sentenceS”!
On 05/23/08 at 9:59 am
Jeremy said:
TRISTA and KARRI are two SINGLE WOMEN with an ORGASM ADDICTION. Sadly, their FEAR of a RELATIONSHIP often makes DATING difficult. TRISTA is a MOTHER so at least she has an excuse; KARRI just spends too much time getting BOTOX and PLASTIC SURGERY even though she’s every man’s SEX FANTASTY. It would be best if they were GIRLFRIENDS and made some LESBIAN PORN, or at least and EVE-101 show in their UNDERWEAR. Just don’t have LEXINGTON STEELE join in, because KARRI has “big cock” FEAR, and TRISTA would end up being his STALKER. They think their show is about COMMUNICATION, TRUTH, and THERAPY; but really its two WOMEN giving men an INTERNET CYBER FETISH FANTASTY.
On 05/23/08 at 10:12 am
Trista said:
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
There is waaaaay too much truth in this one.
On 05/23/08 at 10:15 am
Kevin M. said:
Holy hell.. that is awesome! LMAO! Think he follows the show & site much? OH… and “FANTASTY”. Mmmm… what a yummy slip of the tongue/finger.
On 05/23/08 at 12:34 pm
Jeremy said:
Its a little talent I picked up from being the funniest person on the show for a year and a half.
On 05/23/08 at 12:40 pm
Trista said:
I know a plethora of people who would beg to differ with you…straight man.
On 05/23/08 at 12:42 pm
Trista said:
Oh and FYI, you were never on Eve-101…nor were you on camera for a year and a half with The Rant either…hmmm…
Not a math major, are we?
On 05/23/08 at 12:50 pm
Jeremy said:
I never said I was on camera the whole time, I was just the funniest person involved with the show.
On 05/23/08 at 1:10 pm
Trista said:
You’re so cute when you’re delusional! =P
On 05/23/08 at 2:21 pm
Karri said:
I crawled out of bed for this?
I’ll say it again…Oh, Jeremy!
On 05/23/08 at 2:23 pm
Karri said:
p.s.
Hey, Jer…
Since I already got the chicken noodle soup, can you run out and get me some tampons? Thanks, that’d be great! Just leave ‘em on the doorstep.
On 05/23/08 at 10:32 am
Karri said:
Oh, Jeremy!
Sorry, I’m all out of wit for the day to give you the proper response that you deserve.
On 05/23/08 at 11:45 am
Chom-chom said:
It’s peculiar how jeremy is always most clever at times when free women’s under garments are offered as reward… it’s just uncanny, really. I mean on an average day he couldn’t make a room full of toddlers in a mescaline haze laugh…but you offer up some nickers and he’s a veritable riot.
On 05/23/08 at 12:34 pm
Jeremy said:
Ok, I’ll admit it, I have to restock my panty drawer.
Fucker.
On 05/23/08 at 10:04 am
sarahh said:
I am so hungover I can’t breathe. I read it, but didn’t comprehend it.
But in this state, I still had to come on over and show some love.
If you need me, I will be touring High Schools on the dangers of drinking..
blech.
On 05/23/08 at 10:13 am
Trista said:
Got an early start to the weekend, huh, Sar-bear?
On 05/23/08 at 10:20 am
sarahh said:
I drank my face off.
hahahaha
No really.