Don’t Exercise…Pharmacise!
August 5, 2008
Attention lazy couch potatoes, modern medicine is about to answer your gluttonous prayers! Researchers at the Salk Institute for Biological Studies in La Jolla recently announced that after four years of torturing laboratory mice they’re on the brink of allowing the fattiest of the fat to-and-fro to no longer feel burdened by another slice of pizza or a third dish of ice cream.
A shot in the spot
June 3, 2008
Ahhh…the elusive G-Spot; we’ve all heard about it, some bask in its glory and others ponder its mysterious whereabouts. But don’t you fret your pretty little heads my lovelies, as our modern day miracle workers have discovered a cure for your ailing orgasms. Sound the trumpets!
My ass in a three-way
May 13, 2008
Like any good daughter, when my presence is demanded I pack my bags and take a trip home. I rather enjoy it…being “home” feels as though I’m reliving my youth. To my dismay however this past visit made me blatantly aware of the fact that my youth is rapidly escaping me and I fear that parts of it will never return.
My In-Phallible Addiction
May 8, 2008
Karri and Trista have asked that I share my battle with addiction in the hopes it will help others. There is NOT a twelve step program for women like me. We must embrace our addiction and learn how to live with it on our own terms. My terms include indulging all of my phallic-based desires, up to and including the ultimate high of their creamy goodness.
Mirror, Mirror
March 5, 2008
At one time or another we’ve all been plagued by the battle of the bulge. Whether it be 5, 10 or even 15 pounds that seemed to miraculously appear overnight, suddenly we’re left to contend with the latest trend seen on every street corner in America and beyond. Sure, the term “muffin top” sounds endearing and easily digestible, but the fact is…it’s not hawt! And it’s not just women that are affected; men are just as susceptible to the unsightly overhang.
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