Fetish-tastic!
October 27, 2008 · Print This Article
Fetishes are a subject of endless fascination for me. The fact that there are people out there that get all jolly in their junk watching balloons pop or getting peed on, well, it makes me feel less self conscious about my occasional desire for a firm (ehm) hand.
Anyhow, there are all kinds of theories as to why people develop certain fetishes. Freud’s theory was somewhat amusing; he believed that sexual fetishes in men are the result of childhood trauma regarding castration anxiety. According to this theory, a boy curious to see his mother’s penis would avert his eyes in horror when he discovered there was no penis to be found. Whatever object the boy’s eyes next fell upon would become the fetishized object. As a sexual adult this very object would need to be present in order for the man to have orgasms. So what Freud, women can’t have fetishes? Sexist bastard.
More modern theories include the relationship between human orgasms and conditioning, behavioral imprinting and super-stimulus, just to name a few. But that is not what you want to read about, right? You didn’t come to me for a psychology lesson did you? (Good, because that pretty much concludes my knowledge on the why’s.) You’ve come to me for entertainment, yes? Well… I don’t like to disappoint, so here is a list of five fetishes I am fascinated-with:
Crushing Fetishism
With this fun lil’ fetish, folks become aroused watching inanimate objects, insects, or small animals get crushed beneath body parts. Uh huh, mouse smashing = sexy to these people. The most common body parts used are buttocks or feet. Okay, so first of all, why anyone would find smashing things with feet sexy is beyond me, the only thing I want crushed whilst engaging in sexual acts is my pelvis. But really, what is it about watching a woman sit on fruit that gets some citizen’s hormones a-raging? Personally I prefer my lemons cut in a wedge and floating in my vodka tonic…
Turning lemons into lemonade or sour(ing) grapes? You decide.
Tickling Fetishism
These are people that love tickling so very much that they will take it instead of sex. Are you kidding me?! Now I loathe being tickled. Cannot stand it. If you dare do it, watch out, because as soon as I can breathe again I will come after you, most likely with a blunt object. But even if I didn’t detest it, being grabbed at, wrestled with, pinned down and teased till I am crying out doesn’t… wait. I might be changing my mind on this one…
No…I still hate it.
Is this supposed to be hot? Because to me it looks like assault.
Used Panties Fetishism
People with this fetish say “mmmmmmmmm!” to used panties. Love to sniff em, play with em, shove them in their mouths, they at times even steal panties from women on the street. Now guys, I realize womens’ undergarments are pretty irresistible at times. But to knock women down on the street, rip off their drawers, and run up the street carrying them in your mouth like a damn dog? I cannot help but believe your mama didn’t raise you right!
Those look expensive, don’t do it, you ass!
Amputee Fetishism
This is the intense desire to have ones partner be an amputee. Sexy, right? Don’t get me wrong, I am not saying that if you are an amputee you are unattractive. But to WANT your partner to be missing a limb, to get off on people who are missing limbs because of the fact that they are, or wanting your partner to pretend that they are disabled like that is just, well, a little whacked if you ask me.
Yes, I said whacked, what?
These are big in Japan…I shit you not.
Hair Fetishism
This one is focused around the smell and feel of hair. Enthusiasts like to put the hair in their mouth during sex, get smothered with it, grab it, masturbate with it and come into it. Okay…you can pull my hair, but chew on it? What are you, five? And jacking off with it, into it? That is not conducive to a stylish do, fellas. Well, what do you think…could I pull off dreadlocks?
Yeah, I don’t think so either.
Rawr! That’s just hot right there…right?
I know there are many more odd and interesting fetishes out there, I only had time to talk about a couple of my favorites. So…anything to add? What is the freakiest fetish you have ever heard of? Do you have any of your own that you are brave enough to share? Or perhaps you have a (ehm) friend who has a fetish? Let us discuss the wonderful world o fetish in the comments below!
On 10/27/08 at 5:00 am
Trista said:
Good morning everyone! No one want to confess a fetish or kink of their own, huh?
I once had a friend that needed a woman to slap him in the face in order to…finish. He was a platonic pal, I swear it!
On 10/27/08 at 10:57 am
troy said:
I got punched in the face one time- suprized the hell out of me!
no worries though- she turned out to be a squirter.
do some guys have a fetish about that?
On 10/27/08 at 10:59 am
Trista said:
Based upon the amount of e-mails I have gotten over the years begging me to write about the subject, I would have to say yes…some men are waaaay obsessed with the squirting.
On 10/27/08 at 5:28 am
Eathan said:
Damn, I must be closer to normal..I don’t have any of those fetishes..lol
On 10/27/08 at 5:36 am
Trista said:
Nor do I, my friend…nor do I.
On 10/27/08 at 5:42 am
Meghan said:
Oh My God the hair thing! Chewing on it! That brings back memories of a weirdo request. Adios.
Once upon a long time ago, on a 3rd date I was making out at a party off alone somewhere. All of a sudden asked me if I smoked - I didn’t. He was really disappointed because he wanted me to light a cigarette and blow the smoke in his face while we kissed. Said he thought that was so hot!
He honestly asked if he could bum a butt from someone there and have me smoke ‘just this once’! Just weird?!?
On 10/27/08 at 5:44 am
Trista said:
Wow, that is different. So did ya do do it??
On 10/27/08 at 5:50 am
~Lori~ said:
I can understand bondage, hair pulling, even spanking, but the others? I don’t think so. I sure as hell don’t want to have anyone chew on my hair, I like to keep the split ends to a minimum TYVM.
The amputee thing, is really twisted. It’s one thing to be attracted to a “person” for who they are regardless of disabilities, but all I can figure on that one, is more than likely, it is more of a “man” thing. Easy access? I’m leaning more like the female being fully helpless, which is disturbing.
I guess to each their own, right?
On 10/27/08 at 5:00 am
Trista said:
Yeah…to each their own, provided they aren’t hurting anyone.
Which is why I am completely against the underwear thieving. Underwear are expensive…and the economy is crap!
On 10/27/08 at 8:03 am
~Lori~ said:
Lol, yeah, that does get a little expensive, especially when you are buying the cute ones. ;p I guess it would work if the guy is willing to foot the bill.
On 10/27/08 at 8:39 am
Trista said:
Sure! You are allowed to steal my slightly used panties if you throw me a brand new pair over your shoulder as you flee the scene!
But I just don’t see that scenario playing out…
On 10/27/08 at 6:09 am
Fiona said:
There was this woman in Scotland who made a living by taking pictures of her feet in red heels with mud squiched in between her toes. She went by Miss Muddy Shoes. Seriously.
*off to by red peep toes and find a puddle*
I have no fetishes. Dated a guy once who used to beg me to jack him off with my feet. Apparently I have the perfect arch.
On 10/27/08 at 6:30 am
Trista said:
Foot fetishes freak me out. I had a guy following me around at a party telling me how hot my feet were once…that guy still haunts my nightmares.
On 10/27/08 at 6:31 am
Fiona said:
He wasn’t a short USMC guy was he?
On 10/27/08 at 6:49 am
Trista said:
Ha, I don’t think so. There’s an army of em out there…you and your perfect arches better watch out!
On 10/27/08 at 7:01 am
PJ said:
Get it, get it? USMC-There’s an army of em
On 10/27/08 at 7:51 am
Trista said:
Rimjob! I mean shot. What’d you hear??
On 10/27/08 at 7:57 am
Gropey the Schizophrenic Clown said:
yea… I have a pun fetish. Double score
On 10/27/08 at 10:16 am
Trista said:
Pun’s are fun.
Funny that you would show up in a blog about fetish, clown-boy. Do you know how I feel about clowns?
On 10/27/08 at 2:02 pm
Gropey the Schizophrenic Clown said:
Somewhat funny?
On 10/27/08 at 6:15 am
PJ said:
Hell to the no. I’ve seen some fetish type stuff that looks okay, but the majority of it just plain sickens me. Call me crazy, but I have a fetish for Tits and Ass.
On 10/27/08 at 6:27 am
Trista said:
The thing about a fetish is that the particular act or item or what have you has GOT to be present for climax to occur. Can you imagine not being about to get off without having your girl make a fruit salad with her ass??
On 10/27/08 at 6:41 am
PJ said:
I’m assuming that fruit salad is code and um, puke.
On 10/27/08 at 6:48 am
Trista said:
I’m being literal. Look at the ass pic up there.
Geez, what were YOU thinking about?
On 10/27/08 at 7:00 am
PJ said:
See, this is one of those IE verus Firefox issues. I can’t see what I guess is the first picture and what you were talking about. What I was talking about is much, much, much, much more not-so-good.
On 10/27/08 at 7:50 am
Trista said:
Curses! My new laptop has Vista, it keeps putting in funky coding. Did I fix it or what?
On 10/27/08 at 8:00 am
PJ said:
Fixed. I can’t believe I didn’t even notice there was no opening.
On 10/27/08 at 8:02 am
Trista said:
Skimmer!
On 10/27/08 at 8:21 am
PJ said:
Ha! My problem actually is not skimming. That’s one of the many reasons why I could never be as popular as some other people over “there.” The last time I wrote something was a great example of skimmers.
On 10/27/08 at 8:37 am
Trista said:
Ha! I am going to go check that out.
On 10/27/08 at 7:56 am
Phoenix said:
I think a lover with a fetish would actually be boring. I mean, sure I’m into a little bit of a lot of things, but NONE of which I want to HAVE to do each time in order for my lovah to climax.
Predictable and boring I tell ya (not to mention down-right disturbing in some cases).
On 10/27/08 at 7:57 am
Trista said:
I tend to agree. Having to do the same thing every single time would be tedious. Routines can be comforting, but NOT in the bedroom. Or living room, or bathroom…etc.
On 10/27/08 at 8:11 am
Gropey The schizophrenic clown said:
What if your fetish is introducing new stimulus? How could constant change be boring?
On 10/27/08 at 8:40 am
Trista said:
Does that mean no repeats…ever? Because sometimes if something is gooood, you might want seconds…or thirds…or, well, you get the picture.
On 10/27/08 at 10:54 am
Phoenix said:
I had the same thoughts exactly, but apparently the web ate my reply.
On 10/27/08 at 10:56 am
Trista said:
It ate one of mine earlier, I don’t know what’s going on around here today…
But hey, great minds and all that. =)
On 10/27/08 at 11:25 am
Gropey the Schizophrenic Clown said:
second or thirds…and then what…you develop a fetish? Shall the circle be unbroken.
And besides…
you all want to coppulate…that’s predictable as well. Which may in fact be the real reason men don’t always make women cum… wouldn’t want you ladies to develop an orgasm fetish. That’d be cliche.
G’day.
On 10/27/08 at 8:02 am
Matt. E. Warren said:
Dare I say it…
Don’t forget about scat freaks, aka people with a fetish for poop.
On 10/27/08 at 8:02 am
Matt. E. Warren said:
Addendum.
I have a feeling that I am walking a fine line on this blog. I almost feel ashamed of the way I think and write stuff on here.
Then I don’t.
On 10/27/08 at 8:06 am
Trista said:
Thanks to the internet I will never be able to forget them.
But I don’t really enjoy talking about them. Blech.
On 10/27/08 at 9:49 am
WickedCourtni said:
poop fetish is not only gross, but unsanitary.
<– borderline germaphobe.
On 10/27/08 at 12:19 pm
Trista said:
Yeah, no shit!
(sorry, I couldn’t resist.)
On 10/27/08 at 8:13 am
Cassie said:
Furries freak me out beyond all comprehension!!! that is the only fetish that REALLY upsets me!! I don’t understand MOST fetishes, but to each their own!!
No real fetishes for me…..I’ve recently found out that I really like to watch people…but i don’t HAVE to have it to get off!!!!!
On 10/27/08 at 8:36 am
Trista said:
The line between fantasy and fetish may be narrow, but it makes a difference! =)
On 10/27/08 at 8:53 am
prophet said:
Or is the line between fantasy and fetish only apparent to the narrow minded?
Just a question… like any other.
… In fact it’s much like the query I’ve often asked of you –my dear sweet girlfriend– in an effort to incorporate velor bunny clad dwarfs into snuggle time…the same query I might add, that you’ve manged to avoid responding to for the last 927 and one 1/2 days.
On 10/27/08 at 8:59 am
prophet said:
When will you decide? I just want to share the love with those less fortunate (and appropriately attired). Afterall as Randy Newman so eloquently stated…short people aint got no-body… they aint got no-body at all. Profound…and kinda sad, don’tcha think?
I’ll await your answer.
On 10/27/08 at 8:59 am
Trista said:
Fetish has to be present to come. Fantasy just spices things up, darling boyfriend.
Like you and your need for a tv tray in the bed with us in order for things to come to fruition = fetish while my affinity for you calling me your Thoroughbred whilst smacking my ass with a riding crop = fantasy.
And no dwarf. That is my final answer, B. .
On 10/27/08 at 9:00 am
Trista said:
I had to answer twice…censorship, on mine own site! I call conspiracy!
On 10/27/08 at 9:30 am
PJ said:
Trista, you know there is help available for you.
On 10/27/08 at 10:01 am
Trista said:
hahahahahahaaaa!
Shut up! I never got over Leprechaun.
On 10/27/08 at 9:44 am
WickedCourtni said:
I have a Trista-fetish.
On 10/27/08 at 9:48 am
WickedCourtni said:
and porn. (girl on girl and gangbang specifically)
DONT JUDGE.
Actually I dont give a shit if people judge.,
and fisting.
and… is it just me or does that freckled ass remind anyone else of Chrissa?
On 10/27/08 at 10:03 am
Trista said:
I’m blushing.
I have talked before about the fact that the best porn is definitely lesbian porn. I do not need, or most of the time even want the mens involved. They ruin my fantasy.
And if Chrissa is making crushing videos, she is pulling in some decent cash! There is quite a market, I have discovered. =P
On 10/27/08 at 10:11 am
WickedCourtni said:
Dont blush! Just get naked, and send me pics.
I joke. Or DO I? LMAO.
On 10/27/08 at 10:14 am
Trista said:
You are sooooo not joking! And I am sooooooo tempted to oblige.
On 10/27/08 at 10:29 am
WickedCourtni said:
I bet you would blush less if you just “broke the ice”.
HA HA HA HA
On 10/27/08 at 10:30 am
PJ said:
and I am soooooo tempted to watch.
On 10/27/08 at 10:34 am
WickedCourtni said:
you would. HAHAHA
On 10/27/08 at 10:35 am
PJ said:
What can I say, it’s a fetish.
On 10/27/08 at 10:37 am
WickedCourtni said:
oh jeeeeze.
On 10/27/08 at 11:00 am
troy said:
pounding her pelvis- Im gonna be thinking about that ALL day…
On 10/27/08 at 11:03 am
WickedCourtni said:
dont forget the fact that there is a pretty pink strap on in my possession.
<–evil evil woman.
On 10/27/08 at 11:32 am
PJ said:
I don’t think it’s evil at all.
On 10/27/08 at 5:24 pm
chrissa said:
Hah.
I will have you know my ass ain’t got no freakles.
Buuut…I did laugh because this reminded me of one of Cosmo Can Kiss My Ass’s posts about guys fucking squishy fruits and why it was lame.
I loved this Tris.
Smooches babeh.
On 10/27/08 at 5:28 pm
wickedcourtni said:
prove it. heh.
On 10/27/08 at 10:39 am
Charles Albert Green said:
Fetishes and women sending other women naked pictures of themselves!? I have got to work and go to school less! Or are the 21 straight hours I’ve been awake making me have an acid flashback? Either way…….. kewl.
On 10/27/08 at 10:54 am
Trista said:
hahahaha…if that is what your acid trips were like, good times! Mine were more about melting colors on the walls and hearing music in the toilet.
What??
On 10/27/08 at 12:02 pm
Charles Albert Green said:
You have NO IDEA!!! I saw once saw a man riding his bike with his dog around this man-made lake. They pass and he starts to speed up. The dog is in front of him the whole time just running his ass off. As they reach the far side of the lake it looks like a horse and carriage. I alert my friends and they arre amazed the dog is still in front because the guy is riding pretty fast. Five minutes later he passes us, but no dog fido. I yell at the guy and I’m like WTF!!! What happened to the dog!?!? Turns out he never had a dog to begin with. And that’s why I stopped taking LSD.
On 10/27/08 at 12:07 pm
Trista said:
I have experienced group hallucinations too…so flippin’ weird.
I’m too old for that shit.
On 10/27/08 at 12:19 pm
Charles Albert Green said:
Tell me about it, I was 20 and swore off all things Jerry Garcia, anything with the words liquid & gel, and avoided sugar cubes for a few years.
On 10/27/08 at 12:02 pm
Charles Albert Green said:
Music from the toilet is trippy too though.
On 10/27/08 at 12:09 pm
Trista said:
Yeah…I just remember crawling around, trying to figure out where it was coming from, and then realizing it was from the running toilet tank.
Like I said, too old for that shit.