Love me, love my vibrator
June 2, 2008 · Print This Article
Screw diamonds, vibrators are a girl’s best friend. No, really…it’s true! They have come to my aid when I was sexually frustrated, tense, restless, or just plain had a need to orgasm and not a lot of time to waste. But entirely too many men out there believe vibrators to be bane of their existence, which is simply not true at all. I want the gentlemen out there to understand that they are not the enemy, but rather an ally. Please, allow me to explain.
Firstly, women who have and use vibrators tend to know their bodies better than women who do not. Now, all you “manual” girls out there please don’t get in an uproar…I know that nothing beats old-fashioned hands on masturbation for getting to know yourself. However, vibrators are a good way to bring shy women out of their shells, so to speak.
Second, women who regularly use vibrators are generally more orgasmic than women who do not. And I speak from experience here when I say that the more orgasms your body has…the more you want it to have. So think of vibrators as a kind of personal trainer; getting your girl in shape. And who reaps the benefits? Well, she does of course, but so do you, guys. What’s better than having a girl who can rack up a high orgasm count; imagine how stud-like you will feel. Besides, she will enjoy sex more, which means you will get to have sex more, that’s a win/win situation right there.
Third, consider this statistic: only about 20 to 30 percent of women orgasm through penetration, (we are a lucky bunch…if you are a member of the club, be grateful), the rest need clitoral stimulation. But it can sometimes be difficult to give your girl that with your own hand while engaging in intercourse; your hand can get tired and what I see as the largest problem, you naturally start to follow the rhythm of the thrusting. That doesn’t usually make the clitoris happy. And nobody wants an unhappy clit. The simple solution? Why…a hands free vibrator, on her clitoris, during intercourse. The result being an orgasmic good time for everybody involved.
My fourth point…vibrators are also a great learning tool for you men. Sometimes it is easier for a girl to show you rather than to tell you. Vibrators are the perfect tool for this demonstration. A girl who is a little bit nervous about doing something so personal and intimate might have trouble letting her fingers do the walking in front of you. But with a vibrator she needs a lot less concentration and precision. She can show you where she likes it and you can join in the fun too. Before you know it you have a toe curling free for all.
And finally, they work for you guys too. Seriously, there are reasons vibrating cock rings are out there, and it’s not just for the ladies on the receiving end. The vibrating sensation is going to feel fantastic for you fellas too. It’s great for stimulating…well, everything. You can invest in a tongue vibrator, but they are expensive, and also rather tricky. Holding a small finger vibrator against your cheek while giving oral works almost as well. Are you honestly going to tell me that you wouldn’t enjoy a wet, juicy, vibrating blowjob? You won’t know until you have tried.
So next time you are feeling extra amorous, take a little peek within the depths of your girl’s closet. Go ahead, don’t be shy. I bet she has something in there that would be fun for both of you. And if not perhaps it’s time to go shopping…
Hello my friends! Welcome to Masturbation Week at Eve-101. Lets talk shop, kids…don’t be shy. How do you feel about masturbating? Women, do you swear by it or shy away from it? Men, do you encourage vibrator usage or are you intimidated by it?
On 06/2/08 at 2:43 am
Meghan said:
Excellent Talking points. I commend you for being able to keep the list at 5 - we all know it could go on!! At the end I thought you were going to say things like, In Addition, Did I mention, Let’s Not forget, Have you SEEN this model, lol.
On 06/2/08 at 6:43 am
Trista said:
I gotta make this last all week! =P
On 06/2/08 at 7:29 am
Vic said:
Beter keep a handy supply of batteries, then…
On 06/2/08 at 7:46 am
Trista said:
Always my friend…always.
On 06/2/08 at 7:54 am
Vic said:
Do you have the 24 packs in your freezer like we do?
On 06/2/08 at 7:59 am
Trista said:
The 36 pack from Costco.
On 06/2/08 at 8:00 am
Vic said:
I was talking about the C batteries, not the 9-volts, you dolt.
We don’t keep the turbo powered vibrators around like you do.
On 06/2/08 at 8:07 am
Trista said:
I’m talking double a’s, you dim-wit.
Few of mine take C’s and I only have one that takes the 9er. And then I have a bunch that take the stupid little watch batteries that run down in an hour…grrr.
Come on, vibrator manufacturers!!!
On 06/2/08 at 8:13 am
Vic said:
Why not get the 48 packs of AA’s?
Only the ones of ours with the rotating beads around the shaft take the C’s…
On 06/2/08 at 8:23 am
Trista said:
I buy what my Costco provideth me.
I broke mine like that AGES ago. Got a new one…that’s waterproof.
On 06/2/08 at 8:46 am
Carol said:
You just made me *slightly* jealous. I don’t have a single working vibrator in my house. I have things that massage and tingle….get the job done…but no actual working vibrators. Sad, but true.
On 06/2/08 at 9:26 am
Karri said:
If I could I’d send you mine…I don’t ever want to see them again!
On 06/2/08 at 9:33 am
Carol said:
Oh, I made a wish list on tootimid.com. I saw many things I wouldn’t mind adding to that speciaul drawer.
On 06/2/08 at 1:54 pm
Dissension is my middle name said:
IT’s hard times for those with the gas powered pull string models… sure they provide excellent stimulation but at four bucks a gallon an orgasm just doesn’t go as far as it used to.
On 06/2/08 at 2:17 pm
Trista said:
If only they could make a toy that ran on pure sexual frustration…
On 06/2/08 at 6:51 am
Balancing Good & Evil Daily said:
I love The Hawaiian’s vibrators. She usually lets me pick them out, so I get to be a part of it through the whole process. And besides, what guy doesn’t like getting the night off once in a while. After all, it isn’t nearly as sweaty when you are using her vibrator on her! Thanks Trista.
On 06/2/08 at 6:53 am
Trista said:
You are a wise man indeed, my friend. And your marriage is all the better for it.
They also work well to give a guy a little break during a particularly lengthy marathon session, am I right?
On 06/2/08 at 7:09 am
Balancing Good & Evil Daily said:
Let me tell you, what the coupon came up for 16 hours of sex on my 30th, I was more than happy to have 3 of them around. They enabled be to survive it all within a 24 hour period. And, in addition, when it comes down to a DP and there are only two of you, they make it easy, especially if you don’t have any desire to add the 3rd person to the mix right then.
On 06/2/08 at 7:34 am
Vic said:
I’m envious. Not counting the livestock, I don’t think I’ve had 16 whole hours of sex in my life.
On 06/2/08 at 7:53 am
Trista said:
16 hours straight?? Holy…
I have a new goal, apparently.
On 06/2/08 at 7:56 am
Vic said:
Is it time for another orgasmathon???
(can we film this one?)
On 06/2/08 at 7:58 am
Trista said:
I just finished number two! And it almost killed us. (Karri and I)
Details are forthcoming.
How many times do you think I can say come in one blog thread?
On 06/2/08 at 8:01 am
Vic said:
eleventy-two dozen twelveteen-and-a-half!
On 06/2/08 at 8:12 am
Balancing Good & Evil Daily said:
I figured by now you would have that record smashed. I can tell you that neither of us could walk for 2 days after. Both of us were too raw. Wanna help me break my own record?
On 06/2/08 at 8:15 am
Trista said:
I’ve never tried to go that long…I like to take breaks. That’s why Orgasmathon is such a personal challenge for me.
But yeah, I imagine walking is difficult after that long…did you have an IV??!
Dehydration is no laughing matter!
On 06/2/08 at 2:06 pm
Gropey the schizophrenic clown said:
“They also work well to give a guy a little break during a particularly lengthy marathon session, am I right?”
What the hell kind of nambi pambi assed pussy willows are you sleeping with? Breaks…who needs breaks when your average run time is shorter than the shelf life of tapioca pudding left out in the summer sun? You need a real man… with a real hankering for the ol’ poon…and a handy prescription brought to you courtesy of a doctor’s blind willingness to diagnose erectile dysfunction. I know of a place where the sex last for hours and the scent of nacho cheese doritos linger heavy in the air…the dirty talk goes on when the sun goes down and the lube is served on time with a couple shots of homemade grey goose to eliminate the mental friction… yeah, come get some, you know you want to! I’ll look damn sexy when your shitfaced…and hell, I might even wash my balls for you… then we can diddle the damn day away, how ’bout it?
On 06/2/08 at 2:15 pm
Trista said:
Sounds major…but are you really a clown? If you are I gots to pass.
On 06/2/08 at 7:28 am
Vic said:
Let’s not forget about my favorite site out there for you guys looking to dabble… The Screaming O!
Fact is, what’s fun is fun. Enjoy Sex… it’s meant to be enjoyable. It’s an evolutionary adaptation to make us want to do it more!
On 06/2/08 at 7:51 am
Trista said:
Thank you! There have been so many times in my life I have wanted to slap someone upside their head and yell these exact words in their uptight little faces:
IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!!!
Come on, people!
On 06/2/08 at 7:55 am
Vic said:
I tried to come on people, but the authorities said i shouldn’t do it in public.
On 06/2/08 at 7:56 am
Trista said:
Man, Florida is so uptight! Come to California.
On 06/2/08 at 7:57 am
Vic said:
I used to live there, ‘memba???
I could probably get away with that in ‘Frisco.
On 06/2/08 at 8:13 am
Trista said:
You definitely could, at least back in the day. And I am sure the Tenderloin is still mostly a lawless zone.
On 06/2/08 at 8:19 am
Vic said:
I prefer 1015.
I banged a teenager in the bathroom there once, I believe. At least, I hope she was a teenager.
On 06/2/08 at 9:15 am
Vic said:
Hell, I still hope she wasn’t a he.
On 06/2/08 at 10:41 am
Trista said:
Ew, Vic.
On 06/2/08 at 7:36 am
lisaq said:
Completely fabulously done! Every man on the planet should read this one!
On 06/2/08 at 7:49 am
Trista said:
Thank you, Lisa. =) I could have gone on and on, but as I said…this is M-WEEK…gotta make it last.
On 06/2/08 at 7:52 am
Meghan said:
I should really get one of those rechargeable battery sets. You know - better for the planet and all. That’s me, a champion of Mother Nature.
On 06/2/08 at 7:56 am
Trista said:
Yeah…I kinda felt like an a-hole putting in all those batteries in preparation for the “contest.” But I would have to get so many different kinds and do they even make the watch battery kind in a rechargeable variety? Me thinks not!
But I should at least do it with the AAs…
Now I feel sheepish. I an not an environmentally conscious masturbator!!
On 06/2/08 at 9:52 am
Meghan said:
Eco-Conscious Masturbation!! See, there is a market for that. All those rich playground mommies I know that won’t wear anything but 100% organic cotton - Mmm hmm. Soy/hemp based? When it breaks you can just plant it in the ground and grow a bush. Ashes to ashes.
I’m drawing up business plan. You’ve inspired me…
On 06/2/08 at 11:09 am
Trista said:
This is brilliant.
Now what shall we make lube out of?
On 06/2/08 at 11:11 am
Karri said:
Aloe Vera
On 06/2/08 at 11:30 am
Meghan said:
Isn’t that for burns?
Damn woman - what did you do to yourself this weekend??
On 06/2/08 at 11:36 am
Karri said:
Burns and…blisters!
On 06/2/08 at 11:39 am
Trista said:
My ovaries feel broken.
On 06/2/08 at 11:45 am
Karri said:
I feel like I have orgasm poisoning!
On 06/2/08 at 11:49 am
Trista said:
I don’t think there is going to be an Orgasmathon 09, folks!
On 06/2/08 at 11:32 am
Meghan said:
Something from that God Damned Whole Body aisle at Whole Foods. Calendula.
Or maybe even something Canola based. If it’s good enough for my heart it’s good enough for my soul.
On 06/2/08 at 11:48 am
Trista said:
Extra virgin olive oil? ha.
On 06/2/08 at 12:43 pm
Chris said:
The Refrigerator: My arsenal of pleasure.
On 06/2/08 at 7:59 am
Vic said:
Hey, in the picture in the blog… is that chick slipping her dude a dildo in the ass? They look like they’re positioned that way.
On 06/2/08 at 8:05 am
Trista said:
The one where they are wearing jeans? Not unless those are ass-less chaps he’s wearing…
On 06/2/08 at 8:14 am
Vic said:
You never know. He may not be prudish like me and have a two-finger rule…
On 06/2/08 at 8:18 am
Trista said:
Many men I know have a no finger rule…or a pinky only rule…so you really aren’t THAT prude.
But the right amount of alcohol and foreplay, and rules can be broken…
right Sarah? Where is Sarah??
On 06/2/08 at 8:39 am
Sarahh said:
Here!! Present!! Just a bit tardy. Someone get the ruler.
On 06/2/08 at 8:42 am
Trista said:
Ooooo…pick me, pick me! =P
On 06/2/08 at 8:47 am
Carol said:
Men are now visualizing you and Sarah as naughty schoolgirls. They are smiling.
On 06/2/08 at 8:48 am
Sarahh said:
I look fabulous in a plaid skirt and knee high socks.
Just sayin.
On 06/2/08 at 8:58 am
Kevin M. said:
*cough*Prove it!*cough*
On 06/2/08 at 10:42 am
Trista said:
I already have…did you not watch the ‘Working out the kink’ show?
You just want pics of Sarah.
On 06/2/08 at 12:46 pm
Chris said:
“You just want pics of Sarah.”
.
Guilty as charged… and you… and Karri… and… well, several other ladies out there!
On 06/2/08 at 8:51 am
Kevin M. said:
Listen… you need to not perpetuate this evil fantasy some girls have, ok? If I say “NO PENETRATION!”, I mean NO PENETRATION!!!! No means no, Trista. >.< Get creative and go crazy EXTERNALLY, ok? I’ll be putty in your hands. Cross that little puckered threshold and it is SO over.
On 06/2/08 at 9:35 am
Carol said:
You are missing one of the best orgasms a man can ever have….NOT saying it’s an everyday thing, Kev. But, seriously, with the right partner and the level of trust, you would have the BEST orgasm of your entire life.
On 06/2/08 at 9:37 am
Karri said:
AMEN, SISTER!
On 06/2/08 at 10:05 am
Kevin M. said:
Ok… first of all… Karri, shut up! YOU, of all people, are OUT of this conversation. “Hello, Pot? Kettle calling…” Lol. Secondly, Carol… that is QUITE the sweeping generalization you have there. Frankly, I’m a bit disappointed. And while I know all about the physical facts of “10 times the number of nerve endings” yada yada yada… that says NOTHING for what individuals may or may not find UNcomfortable. If something is uncomfortable, why would I want 10 times the feeling?? Plus, don’t worry, I HAVE experimented. I HAVE had some experiences with former lovers… and well, just not my thing. Was it utterly and completely horrendous? No. Did it intensify some orgasms? Yup. But overall, just not my thing. Dig? All that said, I have also been taught well in being the “giver”. I won’t demand it, but my skills are crafted when.. *ahem*… duty calls.
On 06/2/08 at 10:11 am
Karri said:
Shut up?
On 06/2/08 at 10:12 am
Carol said:
See…that’s all I’m saying. It CAN intensify orgasms. You’ve tried it and it wasn’t your thing. Then again, It took me a LONG time to find other *ahem* things “good for me”. You know me well enough to know that I don’t subscribe to sweeping generalizations on any level. You also know that I will be the first (okay, second after T) to give Karri grief over her anti-anal-dissertations!
On 06/2/08 at 10:20 am
Karri said:
HEY! Listen you two…NOBODY was talking about MY ass!
On 06/2/08 at 10:45 am
Trista said:
I discovered things about mine own rear entrance that amazed and astonished me last night.
Too much information?
You people are selling yourselves short, just sayin’.
On 06/2/08 at 11:04 am
bryan said:
i will admit, when done right the intensity level goes up a considerable number of levels. however, not just any chick is gonna be allowed to participate in such an act. there has been alot of talk about trust on here and the level of trust for that is extremely high.
On 06/2/08 at 11:10 am
Trista said:
Absolutely. I think this rule of trust applies to any sex act which is going to make you feel particularly vulnerable.