Parting Words
May 30, 2008 · Print This Article
Happy Friday everyone! Y’all should very well be aware of the fun and good times that will be happening this Sunday, and I’d like to ask for all of your prayers. It is quite possible that Orgasmathon ‘08 will be the death of me and these will be my parting words. That is of course if Trista can get off her food poisoning death bed to participate. (I think she’s faking it so she doesn’t have to compete with me, but whatever.)
TooTimid.com has graciously agreed to sponsor our 3-hour masturbation marathon and the box o’ goodies will be arriving today…WHEEEEE! They’ve even included a few extras for some of you if you’re nice. Please be sure to visit them by clicking the link above or the banner over there on your right if we’ve inspired you to enjoy yourself a little also.
We’ve already mentioned a dozen or so times how you too can support your entertainers, but one last time for those of you in the cheap seats…
* Click yourself on over to our store at www.cafepress.com/eve101
* Purchase however many of whatever it is that suits your fancy.
* For every 5 bucks that you spend you will receive 1 entry into the final drawing.
For example if you were to purchase:
1 Magnet - $ 5.
1 Journal - $ 10.
1 T-shirt - $ 30.
Your total cost would be $ 45.
That would entitle you to 9 entries in our final drawing.
All of the proceeds will be divided between the Eve-101 fund, the winner and the winner’s favorite charity.
As we bid you farewell until Monday, do you have any parting words of advice? Anyone care to place a bet on who comes out on top? And lastly, feel free to join us (in the privacy of your own home of course) this Sunday night from 8:00 - 11:00 p.m. Pacific time. It’ll be like a moment of silence, but not…if you know what I’m sayin’.
On 05/30/08 at 3:09 am
Meghan said:
Some quotes for you:
“A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.” -Gloria Steinem
“Don’t have sex. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.” -Steve Martin.
And FINALLY:
“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.” -Woody Allen
Good Luck Ladies!!!
On 05/30/08 at 7:33 am
Karri said:
The mental image of Woody Allen masturbating just made me vomit a little!
On 05/30/08 at 9:34 am
Meghan said:
Whoops! Sorry - thats no way to win! I find when it comes to Woody Allen it’s best to think of all the Hot women he seems to land in his flicks!
On 05/30/08 at 12:04 pm
Karri said:
And this would require that I actually watch movies. *sigh*
Can’t we conjure up hawt, sweaty beefcake types?
On 05/30/08 at 6:06 am
Carol said:
Damn…can’t join you in your efforts. I can NOT even begin to imagine doing this with my kiddos in the house. I am way too loud, even on my own! Good luck and uh…yes, thanks for not one, but TWO shopping sites outside my budget at the moment. A girl can dream…
On 05/30/08 at 7:36 am
Karri said:
I probably should’ve cancelled my patients on Monday. I can’t imagine that I’m going to be in any condition to function like a normal human being after this little adventure…uhhhhh!
Stay tuned, you might just be lucky enough to win one of the gifts from Too Timid!
On 05/30/08 at 2:30 pm
Carol said:
Like I could ever tune you out…EVER. I found stuff I want. I don’t think my parents would be all too pleased with my Christmas-Wish-List. My sister, however…now there is a thought! I just wouldn’t want to open what I want in front of my family.
On 05/30/08 at 7:36 am
cassie said:
I cannot get on the ‘net much these days, so i’m sneaking time at work to tell y’all good luck and have fun!!! LOL
On 05/30/08 at 7:42 am
Karri said:
Thanks, girl!
I hope everything is okay!
On 05/30/08 at 8:27 am
Cap'n Nina - Pantiless Pirate said:
I would advise to have lots of ointment and lube on hand, eats lots of carbs throughout to give yourself energy. We’d hate for you guys to waste away from exhaustion. Gatorade is good too. And hey, if you wanna help each other out a bit, just use each other as plates. Question…Will there be pics? J/K!
Enjoy your weekend, m’dears! I plan on getting thoroughly sexed up this weekend, so, y’all will be in my thoughts…hehe
On 05/30/08 at 8:55 am
Karri said:
Finally…a good excuse to over-indulge in carbs…WHEEEEEE!
Oh, and there will be no “using each other as plates” Trista and I will be participating in the privacy of our own homes!
Have fun and enjoy your sexy time!
On 05/30/08 at 12:33 pm
Chris said:
But making it a team effort would be so much more fun! Especially for those of us who get the video!
Hey, a guy can dream, too!
On 05/30/08 at 1:34 pm
Karri said:
Sweet Dreams comin’ your way…
http://www.cafepress.com/eve101.267636166
On 05/30/08 at 10:37 am
Rex said:
Trista - 23
Karri - 17
2 hours, 38 minutes total. Then about two more hours later when the weirdness of what you two were doing simultaneously passes, you’ll meet up for coffee… barely saying a word.
On 05/30/08 at 12:03 pm
Karri said:
WHAT? I don’t think I particularly care for your predictions, Mister!
On 05/30/08 at 12:21 pm
Rex said:
Why, because they’re based in reality?
OR because those are too many orgasms for you to achieve??? Ohhhhhh SNIZZAP!
btw, don’t break down or burn out since we’re supposed to be hanging out sometime soon. One thing I do NOT want to see is you with bowlegs or a limp…
On 05/30/08 at 1:36 pm
Karri said:
Now you’re just being mean! What pray tell is the foundation of such an absurd prediction? I’ve been training, ya know!
On 05/30/08 at 2:21 pm
Rex said:
My foundation, dearest Karri, is based upon my knowledge of Trista’s rampant horniness and number of times I’ve accidentally called her during “Quality Time”… By my estimation, she’s two seconds from being clinically classified as a nympho.
If she wasn’t sick, her number would be a lot higher. Unfortunately, I know nothing about your ‘bedroom stats’ with exception to your Wicker Basket/Duffle Bag of Lust.
On 05/30/08 at 12:27 pm
Tori said:
The most I ever managed in a row was 17. I was exhausted. But that was over an hour and a half. So maybe given 3 hours, I could do more. Then again, I don’t ever have 3 hours free. And I just got paid but it’s all spent (stupid bills…stupid gas prices…) so I can’t afford to order anything but I’ll totally send you good wishes.
On 05/30/08 at 1:39 pm
Karri said:
Again, I’m thinking I should’ve planned to take Monday off. Three hours? Who’s idea was this?!