Whack off, whack on
June 4, 2008
Dear Eve,
My BF had crashed-out on a hotel bed along with me and one of my (beautiful!) female friends one night after we had all done a lot of partying. To my BF’s horror, he awoke to find that he had cum on my friend. When confronted, he said that he was asleep and woke up from a dream of having sex with me. My friend was mortified and I feel really sick about it and want to know if this is for real or bullshit. Could what he is saying be true, could someone do this in their sleep? I don’t know what to do!
Thank you, Creeped in my sleep
Mr. Right is not rubbing her the right way…
May 21, 2008
Dear Eve,
After years of dating “the wrong guy” over and over again I seem to have finally found Mr. Right and I have been dating him for almost a month. He has a great job, he’s really nice to me, he’s thoughtful and sensitive, all great stuff. But there is no sexual chemistry at all. I have been thinking about breaking up with him because of this but I am afraid of letting my first nice guy go. Can attraction grow? Will my feelings change?
Cold and confused
Shame on you, and Mrs. Robinson
May 7, 2008
Dear Eve,
I had sex with my girlfriend’s mom. I know it sounds like bs but it’s true. We live with my girl’s mom, and when she (my gf), was out with her friends one night her mom came into our room and seduced me. I was asleep and it was dark, so at first I thought she was my girlfriend, but when I realized it wasn’t her I didn’t stop. What the hell do I do now?!
Signed, Lost-in-Law
Cheating Dreams
May 1, 2008
Yo Eve,
Not too many dudes asking about chicks around here, what’s up with that? The way I see it “Eve” knows more than a swinging dick in the locker room (which I’d lose my pass to if the word got out that I did this). But here’s how it went down.
My lady and I had a killer night out at the club. After getting our drink and groove on we went back to my pad and I rocked her world until she begged me stop. A few hours after she passed out she wakes me yelling out, “oh, Steve!” (That’s the dude’s name that banged her a couple of years ago.) I shook her and asked, “what the hell?” She said she didn’t know what I was talking about. I couldn’t get it out of my head so I slept on the couch. That was a month ago and I don’t even look at her the same, I think she’s lying about everything.
Eve, is my woman getting down with this other dude again?
Later,
Crashed on the couch
Put your mouth where your…mouth is
April 23, 2008
Dear Eve,
This is really just a general question. I actually want to get everyone’s opinion on what makes one good at “going down”? I probably sound like an idiot, and no I am not a tweenager. I am just curious. I have many female friends that are constantly bragging about how good they are at blow jobs, and it makes me wonder “Are they really as good as they think they are?” What gives one the need to brag? I am, of course more concerned with fellatio, but what the hell, let’s chat. Cause there are males that brag as well.
I am ready for the criticism, just add some help in there too, please!!
Thanks much,
Troubled by braggarts
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