Lessons Learned From Thing One and Thing Two
May 12, 2008
Some (of the many) things my children have taught me:
1. Unconditional love does exist outside of Hollywood movies. And its completely worth the hype.
2. They are ALWAYS listening and they will repeat what you say (i.e. mom wants a quiet vibrator for her birthday) to an inappropriate person (i.e. your father) at an inopportune time (i.e. the family 4th of July BBQ).
3. When you hear “oops” come from behind a closed bathroom door a mere second after the flush…it’s too late. Just get the plunger. And the mop.
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