Adventures in Fantasy Land

Dear Eve,

I am at my wits end and I hope you can shed some light on the travesty that has become my life. My fiancé has become obsessed with Wii and I don’t know what to do! We hardly spend any time together, we barely have sex and he’ll go days between showers and shaving! Not only am I scared and annoyed, I feel guilty because I bought him the game for Christmas. I’ve tried every thing I can think of short of threatening to leave him. We’re getting married in July and I can’t imagine living out the rest of my years to a gaming addict man-child.

Eve, how do I unplug my slug?

Signed,
Zelda’s nemesis

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