Welcome to The Eden…Roundtable?
May 16, 2008 · Print This Article
It’s our weekly family meeting time, kids! What’s on the agenda today…?
Okay, first of all we would like to remind you that Eve-101 has a show tonight…10:00pm Pacific at www.thestream.tv
Twelve Steppin’!
Yes, this week Karri and Trista will be poking fun at the world of 12 step. Serious addictions aside, all the other programs will be fair game for our little roast. Watch as the ladies “confess” to one particularly embarrassing addiction that they share. They will also be “coming out” to you all about their own little trip to a 12 step group. There will be a five spot full of celebrities that we think SHOULD head to rehab for some of their ridiculous habits, and don’t forget the triumphant return of Bozo of the Week! It’s going to be a wild one at Eve-101…come get your fix!
Don’t forget to tune in, our lovelies!
That said, we must also announce that after tomorrow we will be having a two week station break. Yep…two solid weeks without the visual and audio delights of The Eve-101 Show, whatever shall you do?
Well…I know what we would like you to do…
We need to sit down and make ourselves some clips. Yes kids, after three glorious months of playing with you all over here and at thestream.tv we have come to the realization that is time for Eve to grow up a little, and start paying some of her bills. We need more traffic, kids…and so we need to make some funnies to slather all over the net.
And we need you to help us find them funnies. What we are asking you to do, our loyal and loving pals, is watch one or two of our past shows in the archive, and jot down what you deem to be our funniest moments. You can leave your thoughts in the comments of this here blog. And hey, if any of you have some moments that you can give us off the top of your heads (because we KNOW you have been keeping up with the shows, ehm) give them to us right now! The sooner we get started the better. Okay? Okay!
Aaaaannd because of the two week break we are also going to be pushing back Orgasmathon 2008, and our week of masturbation chat here at Eve-101 to the week of June 1st. I know, I know…but it had to be done. And lets face it, Karri and I needed more training time anyway.
And we need to go shopping…
Oh, and keep your fingers crossed…Karri will be working a potential corporate sponsor for the event this weekend. I mean working on…uh huh…
And lastly, since we have two weeks, we thought we would pre-plan some future episodes, and we would LOVE to hear if there is anything you would like to see us tackle (besides each other).
So! Recap time:
1. Show tonight! Be there or be…sucky!
2. Clip ideas from past shows. Tell us your favorite Eve-101 Show moments!
3. Future show topics you would like us to cover.
We expect to see at least one of each from ALL of you…don’t let us down, suckas!
Now…do it now!
Kisses!!
Oh, and we have a reasonable explanation for ALL of those pictures up there, I swear…
On 05/16/08 at 1:25 am
Rex said:
1. Whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrr. If I make it, I make it.
2. Anytime Karri smelled her pits, anytime Trista made a face of frustration/ridiculousness, talk about that failure of an orgy, the three seconds of both of you simulating giving head during the ‘why is it called a blowjob?’ segment, etc and so forth…
3. (Baskin) ROBBING THE CRADLE: Successfully Dating Young Adults - or - A COUGAR’S GUIDE TO CATCHING HER PREY.
June 1?! I’ll pretend I read June 25 and the words “on location” and “Blasian Persuasion”.
Anyways, a couple other notes…
- If you look hard enough either online or in a store, there’s a toy named after me AND eerily enough, LOOKS like me and has similar dimensions.
- Tee, when you strike Kay’s ass with that super-paddle, does it sound like a roll of bubble wrap popping all at once? ohhhhh! Days-old blog reference. I WIN.
- For a person who claims to not like it up the pooper, Karri is in the wrong aisle.
- What are you getting me for my birthday???
On 05/16/08 at 5:57 am
Karri said:
Well good morning sassy-ass.,
*Cougars…I like it… a lot!
*Thank you for appreciating my stinky pit issue.
*That prison strap will never come near my bubble wrap!
*Birthday?
On 05/16/08 at 6:25 am
Trista said:
I am NOT a cougar!!!!!!!!!
On 05/16/08 at 6:28 am
Karri said:
I AM!
On 05/16/08 at 6:30 am
Trista said:
You are?? Since when?
On 05/16/08 at 6:37 am
Karri said:
Over 35 and 7 years or more younger is the standard rule of thumb. So…for the past 5 years…ha!
On 05/16/08 at 6:48 am
Trista said:
Since when do you date men 7 years younger??
On 05/16/08 at 6:48 am
Trista said:
And FYI, Over 35??!! RETARDED!
On 05/16/08 at 6:53 am
Karri said:
I didn’t make up the “rule”.
Did you want me to divulge the casualties right here and now?
On 05/16/08 at 6:55 am
Trista said:
Nah, but really…7 years? And I thought my little journey into the 6 year gap was inappropriate…
I am not going to make a very good “cougar.”
On 05/16/08 at 6:57 am
Sarahh said:
I have only been a cub. Dated a man/boyish thing that was 5 years younger… Who knew 22 year old guys were so.. built??
Rowr…
On 05/16/08 at 7:01 am
Karri said:
YUMMMM!
Okay, seriously…I’m turning into a gross, pervy old woman. If I start drinking whiskey and smoking Camels someone get me some rehab, m’kay?
On 05/16/08 at 7:08 am
Carol said:
At 37, I went out with someone 24. you are not so pervy, my friend.
On 05/16/08 at 7:11 am
Trista said:
I was confessing my ridiculous lust for Shia Labeouf just yesterday. He is but 21 years old. And every time I look at him I am overcome with primal urge…
I scare myself.
On 05/16/08 at 7:15 am
Cassie said:
Karri…what’s wrong with drinking whiskey and smoking Camels? What you trying to say about me, woman?!?! LOL
On 05/16/08 at 7:17 am
Trista said:
Yeah, no shit! Camel’s were my boys…till I quit. And it’s ALWAYS a party when Jack comes!
Booo on Karri.
Now if it was Marlboro’s and Southern Comfort…oh, what am I saying…I’ve done that too.
On 05/16/08 at 7:19 am
Carol said:
Cass is more a rum and marlboro kind of girl.
On 05/16/08 at 7:19 am
Karri said:
Let me add…sitting at the end of a dark bar, alone, trying to convince young hotties half my age to come home with me. I KNOW you ladies aren’t doing that!
On 05/16/08 at 7:31 am
Cassie said:
HAHAHAHAH
SAYS WHO?
lmao
On 05/16/08 at 11:45 am
Rex said:
Fucking hell, ladies. I haven’t even REPLIED yet!
On 05/16/08 at 11:50 am
Rex said:
p.s. 25 going on 26. I may be smart, but I still am naive! Take advantage while you can…
On 05/16/08 at 12:42 pm
Karri said:
The estrogen runneth over this morn. You didn’t expect us to keep quiet and patiently await your return, did you?
On 05/16/08 at 12:48 pm
Rex said:
Nope.
Besides, I’m too old to be a plaything. heh.
On 05/16/08 at 12:57 pm
Trista said:
No…there is more than 7 years between you two!
Ha!
On 05/16/08 at 1:01 pm
Rex said:
Plaything for K-Swiss? Nein. I’m not pretty and near-perfect enough.
BABY BATTER DONATION CANDIDATE for K-Sauce? Pending. Yet the odds are favorable.
On 05/16/08 at 1:40 pm
Karri said:
Am I Sauce or Swiss?
On 05/16/08 at 2:09 pm
Rex said:
K-Swiss. K-Sauce. K-Dawg. K-Mart. K-Money. K. Kay. Binky.
On 05/16/08 at 2:35 pm
Karri said:
K-Mart and Binky? What?!
On 05/16/08 at 2:44 pm
Rex said:
Don’t question the genius! Accept it. You’re lucky I don’t call you Bubble Wrap or Hot Lips…
On 05/16/08 at 2:51 pm
Karri said:
You don’t want to hear my thoughts on genius’. But just for you, I’d gladly accept either of those names. I’m a giver like that n’ stuff.
On 05/16/08 at 11:57 am
Rex said:
* Of COURSE you would.
* “It WANDERS!”
* Never say never, baby.
* Yes, BIRTHDAY! June 25. T-minus 4 years to 30… I expect it to be a somber event. Unless I try to have the birthday I should have had years past: bar-hopping and strip clubs with maybe a tinge of regret.
On 05/16/08 at 12:45 pm
Trista said:
“bar-hopping and strip clubs with maybe a tinge of regret.”
~Don’t you mean with just a hint of self respect?
On 05/16/08 at 12:51 pm
Rex said:
Self-respect as in “Hell yeah, I just hooked up a boozehound!” or “Hell yeah, I just wasted 300 dollars in the thongs of girls I don’t know and STILL won’t have sex with me (unless I pay extra and wait until they’re done with work)!”???
On 05/16/08 at 12:46 pm
Karri said:
*DUDE! The Louisiana Prison Strap is larger than me…I could barely pick it up! No ass smackin’ with that monstrosity thank you very much!
*We’re not even through masturbation month, we can’t begin to plan a drunken, filthy whore of a celebration yet. Come June, hold on to your panties!
On 05/16/08 at 12:53 pm
Trista said:
Karri hit me with it…it vibrated up from my toes to the roots of my hair.
Hot.
On 05/16/08 at 12:55 pm
Rex said:
Then came the stinging pain and awareness of one of your hips being shattered.
On 05/16/08 at 12:53 pm
Rex said:
* You might as well call it THE LEXINGTON.
* a) I wear boxer briefs, thank you. Nautica brand only. b) 10 bucks says I can whup both your asses when it comes to fapping it. I jacked it about seven times while writing this reply…
On 05/16/08 at 1:15 pm
Trista said:
And a three way Orgasmathon is born.
On 05/16/08 at 1:23 pm
Kevin M. said:
…while all interest among eve-101 male readers dies.
On 05/16/08 at 1:26 pm
Rex said:
We need to design some rules and regulations so no cheating of any sort can occur. AND A METHOD OF CONFIRMATION. I have a feeling Karri would give up after two and claim to have come 30 times.
On 05/16/08 at 1:30 pm
Trista said:
Kevin: just stick your fingers in your ears and sing when it’s time for Rexy’s stats!
Rex: Our fair Karri would NEVER cheat! I am also wondering if we are going to set up 20 minute checkpoints, we don’t normally go much longer than that without contact.
Yes, we are co-dependant and sick, what?
On 05/16/08 at 1:34 pm
Kevin M. said:
Y’know… thinking more about this “contest”… if the name of it is “Orgasmathon” and not “Masturbathon”… why are they doing this alone and/or to themselves?? I mean… we need a witness to count and verify… so why not double as a “helper”?
On 05/16/08 at 1:35 pm
Karri said:
Rex, I’m offended! I will have you know that I’ve been putting in long grueling training sessions and I am far past 2 m’dear!
Thank gawd I don’t pay for the water around here!
On 05/16/08 at 1:36 pm
Rex said:
I know all too well about your dependency, Miss Where Are You I Need Your Textual Healing Rexy (But Don’t Call Me ‘Cause I Won’t Answer)… I’m glad you legally changed your last name.
On 05/16/08 at 1:37 pm
Rex said:
Kevin: I was JUST GOING TO MENTION THAT. She nearly got my hopes up. Nearly. hahaha
On 05/16/08 at 1:44 pm
Karri said:
Ummmm…in the name of marketing and adverstising…Orgasmathon is just a better seller. Not to mention, if you want a job done right…do it yourself.
On 05/16/08 at 2:08 pm
Kevin M. said:
Mehhhh… I’m not so sure about that. Usually? Sure. 100%? No fucking way.
On 05/16/08 at 2:25 pm
Trista said:
95%. But that dangling 5% is to the fucking moon good.
On 05/16/08 at 3:08 pm
Kevin M. said:
Indeed.
On 05/16/08 at 5:20 am
Meghan said:
1)I’m on the East Coast. I have a 30th B-Day to attend tonight. You don’t want comments from me at 1am. I will be toasted, nicely toasted.
2)Just about anything from the Bad Valentines Day Episode. Although it’s wrong - the visual of Trista eating ice cream alone wearing a Cheer Leading outfit contemplating divorce makes me smile and not feel so bad about turning down marriage.
3)Dating Single Parents!!! I’ve dated single Fathers. It has completely thrown me for a dating loop. Very complicating - and I find, as I get older, I run in to more men I’d like to date that happen to be single Fathers. Tricky Tricky.
On 05/16/08 at 5:59 am
Karri said:
Word on the street is that since we’re the last show before the station goes dark, there will be a lot of “toasting” going on this evening, so don’t let that detour you!
On 05/16/08 at 6:26 am
Trista said:
I’m glad to see you enjoyed laughing at my pain, Meghan, darling!
On 05/16/08 at 6:33 am
Karri said:
There seems to be a trend here…we make complete and utter fools of ourselves and people laugh at our pain.
On 05/16/08 at 6:47 am
Trista said:
We gotta give the people what they want I suppose.
They are going to love tonights show then! Cuz wow are we planning on making a jack-assery of ourselves.
On 05/16/08 at 6:57 am
Karri said:
I just hope that we can properly articulate our “stealthy adventure”.
On 05/16/08 at 9:36 am
Trista said:
Articulate? Us? HA!
On 05/16/08 at 8:15 am
Meghan said:
Sooo not laughing at your pain. I’ve just been close to that feeling, minus the outfit. I once had the thought ‘It would be so easy to just put a pillow over his head and sit on it, but then I’d have to put down my ice cream!’.
On 05/16/08 at 8:21 am
Trista said:
hahahahahaaaaa! I’ve been there too. Just staring…watching him sleep…dark thoughts spinning round my head. The snoring was driving me mad, I tell you! Luckily Ben and Jerry’s made the bad thoughts go away!
On 05/16/08 at 8:23 am
Karri said:
I once had the thought “one bite and I could castrate him!”
What? Like you’ve never thought the same!
On 05/16/08 at 8:33 am
Meghan said:
Oh it’s crossed my mind. I’m just not up for the mess.
On 05/16/08 at 9:38 am
Trista said:
Yeah, no…neither am I. Pillow seems…cleaner.
On 05/16/08 at 9:44 am
Kevin M. said:
I find no humor in this. >.<
On 05/16/08 at 10:02 am
Meghan said:
It’s never going to happen. I’m a Virgo and I usually just swirl around a couple of passive agressive middle fingers at him in his sleep and then go scrub a pot or something.
On 05/16/08 at 10:06 am
Kevin M. said:
There are just lines we should all agree to NEVER cross… yes? I mean, even John Bobbitt didn’t deserve THAT!!! >.<
On 05/16/08 at 10:12 am
Meghan said:
Your junk is safe.
On 05/16/08 at 10:15 am
Trista said:
We can’t even makes jokes about crossing said line?
You are stifling our creativity, man!
On 05/16/08 at 10:54 am
PJ said:
There are always lines.
On 05/16/08 at 11:00 am
Kevin M. said:
First… thank you, Meghan. I can now stop cringing when I see your avatar. Lol.
Secondly… Trista, nothing is out of bounds when joking. But damn, you guys were exactly dropping some side-splitting humor up there. I started a cold sweat.
On 05/16/08 at 12:55 pm
Trista said:
You’re right…we were being dirty man haters.
I feel sheepish…
Wait, there’s something shiny in the corner!
On 05/16/08 at 1:23 pm
Kevin M. said:
Snort some Ritalin and get back in here!
On 05/16/08 at 9:49 am
PJ said:
um, can we try to minimize the use of the word castration please. Thank You.
On 05/16/08 at 9:57 am
Trista said:
Well, she didn’t actually DO it ya know…