Comments on: Whack off, whack on

By: andrew goulding

andrew goulding — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:46:36 +0000

Meghan! He may have just been having a restless night and splooged her face completely by accident (LOL).

The real analysis will be when/if our heroine sees her guy’s interaction with the sploogee afterwards. If he’s the least bit “cocky”, it was no accident.

ADG

By: Trista

Trista — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:32:02 +0000

I’m guessing your sons are a wee bit younger than Jime here…so I wouldn’t call Jime uninformed…so much as coming from an the perspective of an adult male, rather than a teenager. And we would all like to hope that the folks who wrote in the question are adults too…although I cannot be sure.

By: Trista

Trista — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:28:52 +0000

Oh, and maybe it’s just me…but I am pretty sure gropey up there…he’s JOKING. Just sayin’

By: Trista

Trista — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:27:25 +0000

Even in my younger years, my ‘gut’ as I said was right about the fellas I dated. If I had a hunch that they were not the greatest, for whatever reason, and ignored the felling, I was usually angry at myself in the end. Intuition is with us from a young age, that is why children can often instinctually get themselves out of trouble.

But as far as this threesome is concerned, absolutely she should go with her gut. The fact that wrote this leads me to believe that she was probably concerned with this guy before the incident…if he was Mr. Perfect Boyfriend before doing this, I don’t think she would be so concerned.

By: Trista

Trista — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:21:59 +0000

Just one more reason not to pick up men in bars, ladies.

By: Melody

Melody — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:52:02 +0000

Mango (fruit or juice). Truly works. And beer makes it smell like Clorox bleach.

By: Melody

Melody — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:46:51 +0000

Again, full of shit. I have two sons, and I know what the sheets tell me… What is with you poor un informed creatures???

By: Melody

Melody — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:40:02 +0000

OK coming from a medical professional, DUDE you are so full of shit. There is no possible way at all, for ANY REASON that a dead guy would have a boner. Didnt you take health class in middle school? The “schmeckle” can only get hard when there is blood flow, duh. And if your heart is not pumping neither is your pecker! I hope nobody actually believed you.
And about the guy cumming on the other chick, why cant it have happened that way? Just the other night I was reading in bed and I woke my BF up because he was humping the pillow. He was rock solid, and had no clue what he had been doing, even after I told him. And he went to bed sober! Had this other guy been wearing boxers, it would have been sticking out, and obviously could have gotten spooge on her. These chicks are idiots. And telling her to follow her gut on it? Probably not the best advice for someone who obviously isnt mature enough to deal with natural biologicalstuff rationally without freaking out on the poor guy. To top it off she actually wrote about it? WTF??? I say he is probably better off without her!

By: Trista

Trista — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:49:41 +0000

She never cooks for me! Sniffle…

By: troy

troy — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:32:40 +0000

you know we cant control what comes out of our mouths….