Working out the kink
April 4, 2008 · Print This Article
That’s right, boys and girls, this week Trista and Karri are going to jump headfirst into the exciting and sometimes frightening world of fetish and fantasy. There will be a special show and tell addition of Confessions of a Single Girl during which the girls will expose their deviant ways to the world, or at least the audience. There will also be talk of current freaks out there roaming the streets in a town near you, a five most common sexual fantasy/role play countdown, and one of the most perverse websites known to man will be beaten in effigy thanks to a blow up bozo the clown. Come join us for a night of debaucherous talk the likes of which could only be brought to you by the dames of Eve-101.
Eve-101 - Working out the kink!
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On 04/4/08 at 9:59 am
Rex said:
Whelp. It was good knowing you girls.
Like I’m gonna talk to you after you’ve been LEX’D in two weeks. Hope you’re happy being numbers 34697 and 34698… :p
On 04/4/08 at 10:46 am
Trista said:
Ewww. No way.
1. Too many sexual partners. Seriously…I couldn’t handle the 6 degrees of separation.
2. 11 inches
3. 11 inches!!!!!
On 04/4/08 at 11:27 am
Karri said:
Who’s getting Lex’d? It’s not going to be me! I clearly said that I am intimidated by his 11 inches!
Other than that, what did you think of last nights show?
On 04/4/08 at 11:37 am
Rex said:
I thought Gita looked like Mrs. Marcellus Wallace.
And I learned a lot about things I most likely will NEVER be into. Also, things you ladies are into that I’ll most likely will never be asked to do with anyone. haha
Futhermore, T still can’t punch.
OH YEAH! What’s up with all this public masturbation??? I could never get away with that while driving. I’d get reported by some snooping “traumatized” woman via Bluetooth while driving her tank of a SUV and seconds later, pulled over by the cops. That’s bullshit! I want the same rights as horny women!
If I wanna beat off while stuck in traffic OR drive without my hands, I wanna do it without being persecuted, dammit.
On 04/4/08 at 11:44 am
Karri said:
We love us some Uma! I’m a bit perplexed by Trista’s punching also, what is that? Sorry, T! Ya, and the masturbating in the car…I don’t know what to tell you…sorry? We do have the upper hand on that one so to speak.
Does this mean all in all you were dare I say…entertained?
On 04/4/08 at 11:50 am
Rex said:
So entertained that I dressed up my favorite tree stump like a french maid and had my way with it afterwards!
On 04/4/08 at 11:59 am
Karri said:
pffft…and you thought having a date was a better option. What’re you nuts? Thanks for ditching her in time to hang with us…YOU’RE THE BESTEST!
On 04/4/08 at 12:05 pm
Rex said:
We started early. I figured three hours with me was more than enough Rexiness for a first date.
She appears to want more. w00t!
On 04/4/08 at 12:22 pm
Trista said:
It’s because the one time I actually punched it, your wussy ass flew backwards and you complained to me about it for a fucking week afterwards.
But you know what? When we get back, I’ll let the clown (and the feather holding it) have it. Cuz you just asked for it.
On 04/4/08 at 12:25 pm
Rex said:
Be careful! I don’t want you to punch Karri’s bra off. … On second thought…
You should probably expect a shoe flung at you in retaliation.
On 04/4/08 at 12:33 pm
Karri said:
Bring it! I’m not afraid.
That’s totally a lie, you know?
On 04/5/08 at 9:47 am
Rex said:
And I thought once one uses nipple clamps, you’re not afraid of anything.
SHOWS WHAT I KNOW.
On 04/4/08 at 11:28 am
Rex said:
I wish I was 11 inches.
*sigh*
Then again, to remove these additional inches from my peen would be some painful surgery.
On 04/4/08 at 11:45 am
Karri said:
That just scares the beejesus out of me! We’re going to have to stick with the turkey baster if that’s ok with you?
On 04/4/08 at 11:49 am
Rex said:
Did I write “inches”? I’m sorry.
I meant centimeters. I am part-Asian, after all.
On 04/5/08 at 6:24 am
Hater of all things said:
LMAO!!! You sound like the lesbian girlfriend in She Hate Me!!
On 04/5/08 at 7:15 am
Karri said:
I wish I had a response, but I don’t watch movies.
On 04/5/08 at 9:46 am
Rex said:
If I grab you by your dog collar and slap a (butt)cheek, commanding you to watch a movie… will that work?
“C’mere, woman! …we’re gonna watch The Departed. I love Scorsese.”
On 04/5/08 at 10:12 am
Karri said:
That was HAWT!
On 04/5/08 at 10:17 am
Rex said:
If you’re still bored with movies then, I’ll just use you as an ottoman. Or a glorified beverage holder.
“Would Rex like another sip of vitamin water?”
“No, Karri! QUIT SMOTHERING ME!” *points out of the room* “Go in the bedroom and lay down. I’ll be in there in an hour.”
On 04/5/08 at 6:23 am
Hater of all things said:
I wil never EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER look at you guys the same way. I mean, damn! Wicker purses!!! What kind of a FREAK owns a wicker purse!?
Really the whole choking, gag ball, slave and master stuff is beyond me. I thought spanking and role playing was naughty… boy was I wrong! As I’ve made clear zoophelia sickens me to my very core. I now know WAY too much about it, and I’ll never forget the shit!! Thank you both, I’ve been traumatized by two white girls! I hope Lex traumatizes you both.
On 04/5/08 at 7:14 am
Karri said:
*SNORT* HAHAHAHAA! We’re sorry? And for the record, I’ve already been traumatized by Lexington Steele…I really am afraid!
On 04/5/08 at 9:44 am
Rex said:
OK OK. More traumatized: Lex Steele… or RON JEREMY?
On 04/5/08 at 10:12 am
Karri said:
Ron Jeremy fo’ sure! *must go vomit*
On 04/5/08 at 10:19 am
Rex said:
Ron Jeremy …or Nacho Vidal?
Sure, Nacho might be considered attractive and hunky and sexy with the accent… but he favors that kind of luvin’ you LOATHE.
And he hits it like a second vagina.
On 04/6/08 at 2:35 pm
Jeff said:
Great show as usual! Glad you Lovelies got a quick glimpse of me during your post show! If only I lived closer, I would totally be applying for your “IM girl” position. It would be fun times. Until then, I will continue to watch, and enjoy. I actually woke up purposely just so I could catch the show, it was perfect timing! Keep up the good work Ladies!